atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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