Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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