You made me cry and you don't even care
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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