i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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