There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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