Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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