i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is wine microwaveable?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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