Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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