id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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