After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Randomize
