all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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