Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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