I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
