At least make sure they are 18
Why
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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