I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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