similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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