ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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