He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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