You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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