How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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