I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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