ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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