i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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