You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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