I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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