It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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