i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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