i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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