you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Also, beer. Big fan.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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