i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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