More tranny stories later!
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
