He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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