So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
