She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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