does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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