What a fucking waste of an outfit
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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