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do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

RUDE.

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I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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outsmarted mickey deeeees

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates

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(214): View more from Texas

The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.

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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans

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(478): View more from Georgia

That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.

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