Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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