If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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