And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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