I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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