Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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