going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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