He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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