well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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