Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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