The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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