so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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