sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Actions speak louder than pants.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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