God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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