4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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