it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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