Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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