As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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