Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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