who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
