so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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